The Truth about 9/11

Oh, sure, we’ve all heard the various conspiracy theories about who was really behind the events on 9/11. But I’ll tell you what I think really happened. In the Fall of 2001 I worked for a company that specialized in security systems for buildings. We were working with a large cosmetics company who wanted to expand their research and development labs in central New Jersey. The plan was that the company was going to merge their European research operations in Nice on the French Mediterranen coast with their US research facility. Research scientists were to be relocated from one of the most beautiful places on the planet to a spot in the industrial belt with noise, pollution and traffic. The attack came while the planning and buildout of the new facility was still in process. Our client decided to halt the combination of the two research units and move their executive offices from New York to the New Jersey location ¬†instead. Based on this fact alone, I am convinced that 9/11 was not the work of terrorists, but of cosmetics researchers who did not want to relocate from the French Riviera to New Jersey.

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